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Horisme albostriata is a moth of the family Geometridae. The species can be found in the Comoros and the adults have a wingspan of 30 millimetres (1.2 in).
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Tacna is the largest of four provinces in the Department of Tacna in southern Peru located on the border with Chile and Bolivia. Its capital is Tacna.
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