{"slip": { "id": 81, "advice": "Age is of no importance, unless you are a cheese."}}
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Moneyslane is a small village and townland in County Down, Northern Ireland, on the main route from Castlewellan to Banbridge. In the 2001 Census, Moneyslane had a population of 147.
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Catawissa Creek is a 41.8-mile-long (67.3 km) tributary of the Susquehanna River in east-central Pennsylvania in the United States. Its watershed has an area of 153 square miles (400 km2).
"}{"slip": { "id": 218, "advice": "Gratitude is said to be the secret to happiness."}}
{"slip": { "id": 95, "advice": "Good advice is something a man gives when he is too old to set a bad example."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 9, "advice": "True happiness always resides in the quest."}}
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